{"product_id":"be-more-gareth","title":"Be More Gareth","description":"\u003cp\u003eIs there anyone who conducts themselves more decently than Gareth Southgate. Win, lose or draw, he is always dignified, measured, caring and affable, so shouldn''t you... be more Gareth?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHere are 100 scenarios, in which Gareth would behave with impeccable calmness, such as:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eGareth would compliment you on your ''Rick Astley forever'' tattoo.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eGareth would never have a basket containing a 9th item in the 8-items-or-fewer queue.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eGareth would let you watch a double-bill of ''Mama Mia'' and ''The Greatest Showman'' and appreciate your efforts at singing.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe words ''diving foreigners'', ''worst ref ever'', or ''my asthmatic grandmother could have run faster'', have never been part of his post-match interview.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for the footy fan in your life, and publishing just ahead of the first winter World Cup in Qatar, \u003ci\u003eBe More Gareth\u003c\/i\u003e is the fun way to celebrate a thoroughly decent man!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MediaPlace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57312988725630,"sku":"NW9781788403795","price":10.04,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/1379\/1261\/files\/9781788403795.jpg?v=1778590442","url":"https:\/\/mediaplace.com\/products\/be-more-gareth","provider":"MediaPlace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}