{"product_id":"festive-as-f-ck","title":"Festive As F*ck","description":"\u003cb\u003eWho’s ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle \u0026amp; thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patterns–and maybe even make a few gifts to boot!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eTOP DESIGNERS\u003c\/b\u003e: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e20 FESTIVE PATTERNS\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eEASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS\u003c\/b\u003e: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eINSPIRING IMAGES\u003c\/b\u003e: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT\u003c\/b\u003e: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.","brand":"MediaPlace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57306066387326,"sku":"NW9798886740769","price":14.72,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/1379\/1261\/files\/9798886740769.jpg?v=1778516926","url":"https:\/\/mediaplace.com\/products\/festive-as-f-ck","provider":"MediaPlace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}