{"product_id":"instructions-for-the-british-people","title":"Instructions For The British People","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e''Funny, despite bloody everything'' - Charlie Brooker\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn indispensable handbook to see the nation through lockdown, breakdown and meltdown. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs Britain enters a period of tremendous upheaval, your government has requested that everyone immediately undertake a series of life-style changes that may test the nation''s resolve.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMost of it is simple common-sense, but common-sense may be new to you, especially if you are young, wistful or an imbecile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIndeed, it should be noted that much of what is to come in the weeks and months (and months) ahead will be new to us all. But let us remember that, not so long ago, the same was true of pesto.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe must not lose heart. With stoicism, courage and a substantial supply of alcoholic fortification, we will pull through this together and emerge from it a stronger (or weaker but more experienced) nation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSir Clement Apricot-Wilson,\u003cbr\u003ePermanent Secretary\u003cbr\u003eThe Department of Unforeseen Circumstances\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MediaPlace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57406947721598,"sku":"NW9781529411942","price":9.4,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/1379\/1261\/files\/9781529411942.jpg?v=1778670899","url":"https:\/\/mediaplace.com\/products\/instructions-for-the-british-people","provider":"MediaPlace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}