{"product_id":"unadulterated-cat","title":"Unadulterated Cat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the worldwide phenomenon Sir Terry Pratchett, via the unquestionable wisdom of the Amazing Maurice, herein is contained everything you''ll ever need to know to identify the real, unadulterated cat.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more and more of us settle for those boring mass-produced cats the Ad Men sell us - the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true, unadulterated cat when we see one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor example: real cats have ears that look like they''ve been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars . . . or appear on Christmas cards . . . or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat quiche. And giblets. And butter. And anything else left on the table, if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away . . .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeaturing fifty illustrations and artwork from the creative minds behind the Amazing Maurice film, rediscover Sir Terry''s wit and wisdom and re-educate yourself on how to separate Real Cats from the riff raff.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MediaPlace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57312477184382,"sku":"NW9781399608688","price":13.4,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/1379\/1261\/files\/9781399608688.jpg?v=1778753323","url":"https:\/\/mediaplace.com\/products\/unadulterated-cat","provider":"MediaPlace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}