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Dont Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog By Symons, Mitchell

Dont Wipe Your Bum With A Hedgehog By Symons, Mitchell

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A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can''t trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won''t have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn''t work, just get odd!