Never Shag A Scorpio
Never Shag A Scorpio
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Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?
Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you''ll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.
Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces'' parents.
Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as ''Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius'' and ''A Taurus''s top 5 breakup songs'', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.
Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you''ll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.
Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces'' parents.
Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as ''Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius'' and ''A Taurus''s top 5 breakup songs'', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.
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Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?
Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you''ll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.
Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces'' parents.
Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as ''Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius'' and ''A Taurus''s top 5 breakup songs'', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.
Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you''ll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.
Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces'' parents.
Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as ''Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius'' and ''A Taurus''s top 5 breakup songs'', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.
